Bought & Sold

The Shop of Wonders is closed this week.

I'll sic Sandalphon on you if you bother me.

Looks like Sal won his bet and doubled up. Nice. Too bad money is still useless in this world, especially since I trade in everything other than currency.

Jazz lost his bet. It's laughable that Fluffy thought the trial was going to end in a stalemate. A stalemate, really? What illusions has Lucifer put you under? Even an idiot would know that our Sandalphon, the angel of payback, would never let that happen. 

I should make business cards. It would save me from having to introduce myself every time some new, half-wit pawn arrived. But all I have right now are these rules.

This is my first trial since I've arrived in this madhouse, the second trial that has taken place in this tournament, and I'm actually excited. There's just something about watching a bunch of lunatics duke it out in an asylum that satisfies my deep, cynical nature.

Place your bets here! I accept cash, gold, and Visa Mastercard.

I've just received some news, unfortunately for you losers. If you've bought anything from me that's for magical protection, you won't be able to use it in this trial. As for weapons you've gotten from me, it has not been passed on to me if you are allowed to use them or not. Just be prepared.

The Shop will remain open - you never know what you'll need in-between trials.

Having to flop around on my belly as a mermaid for a week was not fun.

Going to flop around on my housemate's bed so that she will forever despise the smell of seafood was extremely fun. Or, as that commercial says, "Priceless."

Once again, the Shop is open.

Now that the wailing and gnashing of teeth has ceased momentarily...

( Private )

Survival of the fittest means little to you people, doesn't it?

[Message to Dorian // unhackable]

I know how you can help Metatron.

Ask to bargain with me. 

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The Shop is closed this week.

Great. The Powers that Be brought new pawns.

I'm Sydonai, the demon merchant who lives in Emptiness. I deal in items strange, wonderful, mythical and magickal. I trade with people from either side, I hold no alliance with either team, blah blah blah. Currency isn't the name of the game, but items and information. Link to Rules Here. Better read them and understand them before dealing with me.


Don't see an item you want? Try asking me, and we might make a bargain.

Later.

So now I know what real zombie splatter looks like on a glass window. You've lied to me yet again, Hollywood. At least I got some souvenirs to ease my everlasting disappointment. 

Business is closed for now, unless you can actually reach the Shop (which is safe) through the hordes of walking dead, speeding bullets, and raining fireworks. Oh joy, I just realized. I'm living in the middle of a rehearsal for the Apocalypse. From what I can tell, it's going to be a real blockbuster.

Hfft.

Shit, I had Aqua in my CD player. That was worse than finding out that all that day I had been munching on marshmellows, which, by the way, are completely disgusting. I also seemed to have given two girls free tattoos (and they didn't even buy me a drink. Damnit. I could have made some moves...). But at least they are just plain tattoos. I'll remove them for you... for a price.

Anyway. New merchandise is highlighted in red.

Now I know what the "malfunctioning days" clause is for. Thanks God. Thanks Satan. 

[ooc: Long entry is long. xD Edit: check out Sydonai's profile for a description of the Shop~]

The Shop is now open.


What you might want to know about my business before dealing with me:

Now that I've unpacked my things in my new digs, I guess it's time to introduce myself.

I'm Sydonai. You can call me Syd. 

Before you ask, no, I'm not a member of Niflheim or Asgard.

I'm here to do business. My shop in Emptiness will be ready in about a month or so. Within my shop, there'll be items that none of you will be able to find anywhere else in this realm. You'll be able to trade and bargain with me for those items, and I'll have the last word on any deal made. Hint: I won't be asking for whatever your world considers as currency necessarily.

That's all I'll say for now. I'm busy. 

Also, just in case you're not sure, I am neutral. 

Oh, before I forget: Hey, Sir Metatron. How's the knight in shining armor business going, bro?